When it comes to food, let’s face it, I da hoe! I love food and really cannot do without it. Plus my super sexy metabolism allows me to eat whatever I want, whenever I want and never put on those pounds(dancing for 3 hours a day kinda helps too). Now while I don’t mind eating anything from Masala Dosa to chocolate chip ice-cream, there have been some all time favorites that I am going to be sharing with you all.
1) Crispy threaded chicken- This is literally my orgasm food! It goes so well with a bottle of beer or as a starter. I have gone on countless dates in the past and have only ordered this. God forbid they serve it with schezuan sauce, I will kill you for it. Don’t test me, bro!
2) Prawn Balchao- Holy Land Rover! This is literally every Goan’s dream. I remember the time my aunt from Goa would make this and the smell of prawns curry infused with homemade vinegar and the smell would flood the room. Me being me would always somehow be at the table gossiping with her and in return for all the family gossip, I would get to taste and eat it first. Something for her, something for me.
3)Milkshake- I love milkshakes, period. Be it chocolate mint Oreo or banana milkshakes or just plain and simple chickoo milkshake, I love them all. If you can make it, I could sell you a piece of my soul and then return as the dark Lord only to threaten to kill you if you don’t make me more milkshakes! I am THAT committed to it.
Fuck, I’m breathing so hard just thinking about this… I think I’ll go now. Wait! I got to finish this post, freak this is hard… If you got any food that you think I should try, leave it in the comments or dm me. Follow me on Instagram! Username: rydellfernandes
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