Drunk talk

You know how I always talk about lame ass things like reviews and crap? Well today’s gonna be different! 

I like rum! That is going to be the first confession. Second  confession is gonna probably be that I am going through an existential crises! Well… Yeah Yeah-fucking-yeah, yeah; I am going through what every person born in the 1990s goes through. But guess fucking what, I AM A PERSON. I GO THROUGH SHIT. 

Sorry, I sorta am a bit high. Yeah Yeah, this is a blog about who I am. Yeah Yeah, I am old enough to father children! But so fucking what? I am someone who wants to figure myself out! I am someone who needs to know who he is? Who he can become? And possible who he doesn’t want to be but already is!

I maybe am a bit high but, but let face it… I well… Am a bit high. I wanna tell my sober self stuff that I wouldn’t NORMALLY dare too. Stuff like- ‘Rydell, you don’t wanna go for that party next week cause you’re too afraid to go alone for the first time in your life. ‘  but you know what? Fuck you. I am going! I am going to dare. I am going to do the things I always wanted to do. No one is going to tell me I am worth less than I am worth. 

Hey, guys(including dudes, dudettes and Rydell) 

Fucking do what you wanna. You are an individual who may not be as beautiful as people might say,  you might not be as smart as they say, not ambitious as they might want you to be or sometimes not sure of who they might want you to be but…  Dude, dudette and Rydell… YOU are YOU! 

GOD DAMN YOU. you may not even remember this damn conversation you are having with yourself. But hey bro, you are going to agree with it anyway(fuck knows if it makes any sense) but OK. 

Moral of the story is- ‘Love yourself enough to be yourself’ 


Rydell Fernandes 


Mirai Nikki

​Anime time! 

Anyone who knows me knows that I have  given up of T. V programs and have begun watching animes. Now a lot of people who’ve heard that I watch them, very often say ‘Oh you still watch cartoons’. Bitch please! I fucking dare you to watch ‘Corpse Party’ and try to compare it with ‘Spongebob’. I cannot even start with how I detest these people who actually think they know things and actually from a very strong opinion on it. Anyways, today I am here to review a very special Anime that was one of the first few that I ever watched. It basically set the foundation for my love for Anime. 


You know what Mama always says ‘never trust a woman with pink hair, green eyes and has the ability to hack you with a knife until you’re pulp’. WELL, THIS IS HER! 

Creepy Gasai Yuno

This Anime follows a typical loner called ‘Yuki’. He is a very small built kid that literally goes through life like that kid that everyone has heard of but no one’s really seen. His only companion is his imaginary friend called ‘Deus Ex Machine, the God of time and space’. But soon enough, he realizes that he is not just a figment of his imagination but oh so frigging REAL. Yuki is forced to participate in this disturbing game of kill or be killed. The winner gets to be the next God of time and space. They are each given a special phone that tells them the future, unique to their owner. Yuki tries to make as many allies as he can but soon realizes how scary and untrustworthy human beings can be. He teams up with his classmate and fellow diary owner, Gasai Yuno (PTSD warning). She being a girl who is madly in love with Yuki and will go through great lengths to be with him. The game is set and only one can emerge as the true victor. 

Seriously, if I took it any further I’d ruin the entire story and we don’t want that. Let’s go into the more review part of this Anime. 

1) Length- 5/10. It’s a relatively short Anime, consisting of 26 episodes. But do not be fooled by that, it is bound to drive you insane and make you question your own relationships with people. 

2) Video Quality- 7/10. This anime compared to many animes has a pretty decent video quality. It’s clear and you won’t find any bugs at all. 

3) Story line- 9/10. FUCK, just fuck. This is going to really screw you up but in a good way(if that’s a possibility). I personally loved how creepy it gets and how it captures human nature during a power struggle. 

4) Type- Supernatural/Thriller/mystery. 
All in all I would definitely like for you guys to watch it just because this anime is so creepy and will definitely make you pause, look up and say ‘fuck’. I have re-watched it and still been weirded out but in love with this. 
Anyways my fellow Hentais, that is all for today. Don’t forget to follow me on Instagram in case you would like to see more of me and my sexy face. 


Rydell Fernandes 

Instagram handle- http://www.instagram.com/rydellfernandes 

Facebook page- http://www.facebook.com/rydellfernandes

My top 3 favorite foods of all time. 

​When it comes to food, let’s face it, I da hoe! I love food and really cannot do without it. Plus my super sexy metabolism allows me to eat whatever I want, whenever I want and never put on those pounds(dancing for 3 hours a day kinda helps too). Now while I don’t mind eating anything from Masala Dosa to chocolate chip ice-cream, there have been some all time favorites that I am going to be sharing with you all.

1) Crispy threaded chicken- This is literally my orgasm food! It goes so well with a bottle of beer or as a starter. I have gone on countless dates in the past and have only ordered this. God forbid they serve it with schezuan  sauce, I will kill you for it. Don’t test me, bro! 

Crispy chicken from Bombay Biryani.

2) Prawn Balchao- Holy Land Rover! This is literally every Goan’s dream. I remember the time my aunt from Goa would make this and the smell of prawns curry infused with homemade vinegar and the smell would flood the room. Me being me would always somehow be at the table gossiping with her and in return for all the family gossip, I would get to taste and eat it first. Something for her, something for me. 

Prawn Balchao from Doolally.

3)Milkshake- I love milkshakes, period. Be it chocolate mint Oreo or banana milkshakes or just plain and simple chickoo milkshake, I love them all. If you can make it, I could sell you a piece of my soul and then return as the dark Lord only to threaten to kill you if you don’t make me more milkshakes! I am THAT committed to it. 

Chocolate mint and Oreo milkshake from Keventers.

Fuck, I’m breathing so hard just thinking about this… I think I’ll go now. Wait! I got to finish this post, freak this is hard… If you got any food that you think I should try, leave it in the comments or dm me. Follow me on Instagram! Username: rydellfernandes


Love always, 

Satoshi and Rydell. 

Himalaya neem face wash review

​Hey Broski’s, 

I’m back!  (Que music and fireworks like a John Cena entrance). I know I’m not so regular with posting and stuff but hey! My love for you guys is so endless, especially after the immense support I’ve received over this past month. Thanks so much to everyone who has helped me come one step closer to actually running for president(Let’s face it, after watching the news I’m pretty sure my cat and I can take over America with ease).

OK OK, enough of this banter! Back to blogging. Today I’m going to be reviewing the ‘Himalaya face wash’. Now I know I don’t look like the dude who normally uses beauty products but I am a man of worldly pleasures! And since I am a kind and giving person I am gonna be sharing my valuable insight on this. So get your popcorn out cause I’mma bout to get real. 

Green Green Green.

While Himalaya has like over a thousand products to choose from, I literally grabbed the neem one. Not because I’m an Indian, for fucks sake people, it’s because I know read about the healing and purification powers of neem. Wtf! No I do not bobble my head all the time! OK OK fine! Maybe sometimes. Anyway, if you’re done racially profiling me, I’d love to get back to the product. Jeez, man you guys a crazy!

1) Prevents pimples

2) Purification of skin

These are the two main highlights that this face wash promises. While I never had the problem of pimples as a teen I can’t really say much… Oh wait! I’ve been using this product like all the time. Woah, sorcery! 

Consistency and Aroma-

When squeezed out, it comes as a green gel. It’s semi translucent and looks like kryptonite, to be honest. I love the fact that this has a very pleasant and a hint of neem smell to it. Most of the other face washes act like your face smells like garlic and needs to be perfumed like a hooker after a double shift(fuck, so inappropriate there). 

I tend to have oily skin and I find that this face wash is a true lifesaver.

Effective or not-

It’s a pretty darn good product that makes an almost immediate difference. It helps retain the moisture in your face and actually has a mild glow after. Also, it doesn’t create too much foam, as mentioned it works more like a gel rather than a soap. 

Not soapy but works more like a gel

End note/Summary-

Hello, Hello? Still there I hope? 

The face wash is pretty good and will always be one of my favorite but you know me, I’m a total diva and love me my beautiful face. So if you guys have any products that you think I should be using, please do let me know in the comments below 

Last thing I promise!  I am on Instagram and on Facebook under the name Rydell Fernandes. Please do follow me for all my fun adventures and the occasional sexy selfie that I might post. 

Taking you the next dimension, 

Rydell Fernandes. 

A letter to my 16 year old self- Love yourself and the rest will follow. 

​I know, I know. So cliché, writing a letter to my younger self. But I promise you will love this and get to know me a little bit more in the bargain. I hadn’t really selected a particular age to talk to until now, mainly because my life has always had some form of drama and turbulence in it but after so much thinking I finally settled on the sweet age of 16. 16 because I was going through so much  then and it was a genuinely overwhelming time in my life. So here goes nothing! 

Hey Ry, 

It’s me, your 24 year old sexy self. I, rather you, wait… I mean we…  whatever. We made it! You must be wondering why I chose to talk to you, right? Well, I know what you’re going through and if by some interstellar magic you somehow get this letter, I hope you listen to what I got for you because it is the bomb, man! 

Rydell, oh Rydell. As I look at you, I see all the mistakes just waiting to happen. Those bad haircuts, the time you back answered the teacher who would make the rest of your college year miserable and even that horrible person you are friends with right now that you won’t cut out sooner because you’re afraid to be alone. While I’d love to hand you the cheat sheet to life, I know you aren’t ready for it and in time you will realize that experience is and always will be your biggest friend, so no! You lazy cow, I am not going to hand you shit. But because in my infinite kindness and wisdom, I will leave you with some pointers that will give you the courage that is needed for life ahead and the troubles you will come across. 

You turn out pretty hot, so don’t let them tell you otherwise.

In my first pointer, Rydell,  you need to believe in yourself. I know the very first pointer seems like a big step but it is so important that it has to come first place. I know the many times when you wanted to write or go join a dance class, which by the way works out so fucking well for you, just saying or when you wanted to stand up in class and answer a question but you didn’t. You didn’t because you were so afraid of people laughing at your grammar, you were so afraid that you would be teased and taunted for those hip rolls and you were afraid that you would have said the wrong answer out loud and everyone would have laughed. Rydell, oh sweet Rydell, I’m very proud to tell you that these people will laugh at your grammar, you will fucking be teased so much for the way you dance and oh my god you will have a boss one day that will taunt you for a supposed ‘wrong answer’.  My advice to you is let them!  Just fucking let them. Rydell, you will become a Social media executive and a content writer one day. You will write so many beautiful articles and so many people will pay you money for your work. Rydell, dance! Dance so much that your legs hurt and your neck can’t turn. Dance is going to change your life. You will be shaped into the person you are because of it and it will be the best money you’ve ever spent(P.S This is coming out of your allowance but it’s worth it, OK?). As for saying the wrong answer, BRO you shout it out with pride. You attempted something good and so what if those ignorant idiots laughed? There will be a point and trust me on this, that they will come to you for answers and you will be so happy to give it t them. 

Well lookie here. I told you you would be awesome at it.

The second pointer is for you to listen to Mom. Yes, sometimes she is crazy and crosses the line but don’t you? She is human but will prove to be the best friend you ever had. She will gossip with you every morning and even realize that you share the same views on certain things. Of course, she may have her stubborn ways and will say things that will hurt you but then again as would any best friend. Be strong, Rydell. She didn’t raise you to be a crab but a lion.

One of the many mornings to come

The last pointer that I want to share with you is not going to be a serious one but more of a chilled scene. Mainly because I look at my 24 year old self and see how amazing I am, although I don’t always believe that.  Rydell, you are going to get 8 people that are going to be there in you life. I won’t tell you who but I’ll tell you what to look out for in them. Look out for those 3 amazing people who will always be by your side when life kicks you hard. You will find that apart from being party animals, they are beautiful souls who are on the same path as you and will keep you company through lifes many troubles. Also for God sakes, two of them love this weird ass song called ‘hunter’ and they will dance so weirdly to it that it will make you question sanity. Haha. Rydell, look out for this one guy who will keep you entertained. He will hear about all the heart breaks and will go on those hunts for dinner while in Goa, but most of all he will give you new Anime that is the bomb. Next person, look out for a woman who is strong and will be a role model to you. There will also be a girl who you love and will always love so much. You must take care of her and be there when she needs you, Rydell. Bro, you are going to get a 4 legged friend. I know it sounds impossible now but she is not yet born, to be honest I don’t think her mother is born too at this point. Take care of this monster because you’re all she has and she will love you like there is no tomorrow. Ryderman, (yes, you’re still called that.) there will be one last person who will be in your life. He is kind at heart and he will redefine who you are and what you will be,  you will be a better human being because of him. Also, don’t punch me for what comes ahead with this one. Haha. 

You’re going to need this, just saying.

Thanks Rydell for listening to me. I hope this letter gets to you on the day you wanted to take the shortcut to the ground floor because it seemed just too much. All those days you spent tearing up and crying will be looked back by you and laughed at. You are so strong and so ferocious that you will conquer it all. Don’t worry Rydell, you fucking got this. 

Hoping to always love you/me, 

Rydell Fernandes.  

My best friend, Satoshi Dono

Hello lovely people of the cosmos, its me again!

Over the years I have earned many nicknames, be it ‘Raindall’ by the lovely , Ms. Swarali our marathi teacher or ‘Rydell the Bridal'(whatever that meant). But there is one that was developed pretty recently and I’m sure if you know me you’d go ‘OMG that suits you so much!’, yes ladies and gentlewomans(looking at you Ms. Swarali, the Marathi teacher). Over the past two years I have been called ‘The mad cat man’. I’m not even sure if its because I hiss at people for touching my food or the fact that my Instagram account is flooded with cats or the fact that my cat is sitting on my lap right now and going all like ‘Bro, food,now!’. So yes, today I am going to be talking about my experience with owning a cat with the most purr-fection(See what I did there! See SEE.) way paw-sible(AGAIN, BOOYA!).

So it began one evening where I was feeling lazy(story of my life, brah.) where I was plotting to cancel a plan(seriously, this line defines me!). I decided to not cancel because I heard my mom shouting from the next room, didn’t hear much but something along the lines of ‘clean, filthy and kill you’ were being thrown around. After getting ready and escaping near impending death from my sweet but oh so OCD mom, I met the friends near a pre-decided restaurant. The place we went to was super expensive and we were feeling so weird about it considering we were all so broke and obviously not fit for the class this place had thrown towards us. I mean, the frigging doorman said ‘Good evening, How are you today?’. Bro, I don’t even do that to people I love. Anyway, I was already regretting my decision to  leave the house when these guys suggested that we go to a place that was so much more my type, you know! the place where the waiters don’t lay down forks and spoons in this elegant way and give you dirty looks when you don’t ‘compliment the chef’.

It was a rather cold night and we were walking the walk of shame after the waiters refused us a second marshmallow, I mean who refuses you something like that? Die! We were about to reach the place when across the road I saw two of my college pal, standing at the divider looking preoccupied. I being me, can’t let life go without being a weirdo I ran to greet them. But before I could shout something weird, I looked down at what they were looking at and there she was, my future best friend, my life, love and the one who would scratch me for food. Of course, back then I had this hatred for cats. I used to call them selfish, evil, etc etc. I mean, you have to live with a cat to love a cat, ya know?

There she was, a small helpless little thing. She was crying, almost chirping so loud for her mother who evidently was not returning. I wanted to help so bad, but we weren’t allowed to keep pets at home at that time and I knew that no NGO or animal rescue would come at this point of the night. In sheer desperation, we took her accross the road to this shady hospital compound where there were other cats and their kittens. We tried to see if her mother was this one maybe? sitting here all cool and all with 4 other kittens. But when  the cat literally hissed at us and threatened to smack the kitten, we quickly realized that we need to make a choice here. Leave her here for natural selection or find her someplace safe. The tension was building up, no one had a place where they could just take in a kitten like that. I literally had my heart beating so hard in my chest, my hands were tied. What could I do? More importantly, if I did manage this night, where would she go tomorrow?

”You know what? Fuck it!”. The words shot out of my mouth before I realized what I was about to say. ”I’ll take her in.” My friends were just staring at me in a bit of shock and asked me if I was sure about this. But I had made up my mind! Fuck you,natural selection! This kitty was getting one last chance! I scooped her up, she was so small that she fit right there in my palm and one of the friends offered to reach me on his bike to my house. I tried keeping her warm and she fell asleep after crying for her mom for what seemed like days.


Her first of many mornings with us.

It was only when I reached home did reality hit me. How the heck was I going explain this to my parents? I rang the doorbell and what joy but to find my cat hating dad greeting me here. But after countless drunken nights and hiding vodka bottles in my hand, a mere kitten was an easy smuggle. I took it to my room, which I share with my brother,  he immediately stared at me and communicated a horror story just with eye contact about what would happen to me tomorrow when mom found out. But I was taking things one step right now. Step 1- save the kitten! Step 2- Honestly, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.

After feeding her, I gave her a basket lined with old clothes to sleep in. I watched over her and felt like tomorrow could go in two directions. Either mom could agree to keep her for a few days or she would throw us both out of the house. But this was something I was to deal with tomorrow, so let it go, bro!



The next morning, I was wide awake at 7 am. I knew mom would be awa… Shit… She’s here! I heard the door open and in walked mom, like the dragon from the movie ‘Hobbit’ she rose and glided. The first thing she saw was the chirping kitten trying to get out of the basket. My heart was thudding so hard,you’d think I swallowed a drummer and his drum set. Mom squinted and then did the most unexpected thing. She smiled! SHE SMILED! What the heck! She runs into my sisters room to call her saying I got a kitten. At this point, my brother and I were staring at each other like that time we threw a stone at a crow and it instead hit a lady who started yelling at some random child. But by the evening, mom asked the inevitable question ‘How long is she going to stay here?’. I in a fit of desperation said ‘A week or two?’ and the woman agreed! Seriously What on earth was happening here?


2 weeks later and we learnt to give judgmental looks

Long story short and two years later, Satoshi is and always be my baby. Mom and her are practically inseparable and she is family. I sometimes think of that day if I left her on the road, the things that could have happened to her. It makes me tear up even now. I will stand by my choice and if there is one thing I could change about that night, it would be the fact that I shouldn’t have waited and taken her home sooner, oh and also maybe not have eaten that gastric monstrosity inducing chicken curry for lunch.



1 year and can already pose better than most people on Instagram.


and I quote ”I am only allowing her for 2 weeks, nothing more”. Yeah right! pfff.


Satoshi, has been with us through thick and thin. Through my breakups and through the death of my grandfather a few months later. She has made us so happy and I wish everyone gets what they want in life to see that only a cat can bring them true happiness.



Rydell and Satoshi Dono





A Saturday evening well spent- Split movie review.

Hey guys! What? I’m still alive! Who said I’m dead!? LIES!

I know, I know! I’ve been a bit caught up with work and stuff, so its been really hard to write to all you awesomely patient people but here I am! Anyway, so I made a vague plan with Anish, a really close friend(He is an ace manipulator) to see this movie under the influence of butter chicken and before you know it, the dude has already booked the tickets and is now sitting on my chest waking me from a deep sleep, shaking me like I was some enchanted princess! Anyways, I left the comfort of my bed and put on the first hoodie and cargo shorts I found(So much for being a fashion blogger, eh?) and was on my way. Before we knew it we were at the ticket counter where the lady goes very loudly  ”I NEED TO SEE I.D, PLEASE?” to  Anish who happens to be a baby face . Someone needs to teach these people how to not shout into these mic things! I then proceed to show her my I.D and she goes even more vocally ” ITS OK SIR! I DON’T NEED TO SEE YOURS!”. I burst out laughing so much at this point!

The movie began pretty well, It follows a man called Kevin Wendell Grub who has 23 personalities trapped in his bodies! Kinda like Satoshi does, you say? Anyways, I won’t delve into it too much because this is a must watch movie and I hate those people who give out spoilers.  So here goes-

Director – M Night Shyamalan
Cast – James McAvoy, Anya Taylor-Joy, Betty Buckley, Haley Lu Richardson, Jessica Sula
Rating – 4.9/5


Picture credits- Pintrest

Overview and story line( Chill bro, I’m not saying much!)

The movie began with a group of three girls being kidnapped and later awaken in a clean but mildly claustrophobic. The man(James McAvoy) enters in and creates somewhat of a scene with the girls and later exits. The girls after a while hear a woman talking outside the door and start shouting for help. But shit hits the fan when they realize that its the same man aka Kevin who is dressed as a woman. Late on in the movie, you come to realize that there are 23 personalities and the entire move revolves on the 24th entity living within him, the Beast!


I’m my honest opinion, I think the acting was pretty good. They had a clear idea of what the were suppose to be doing and didn’t goof up and look like a bunch of clueless teenagers(looking at you Scream). The movie was overall a really great movie due to the actors and how well they did their job.


Bro, I want to marry this M. Night. Shyamalan! This is probably one of his biggest highlights in his entire film career and this looks like just the start form him. He literally probably could be compared to Steven Spielberg but I seriously think Shyamalan is amazing in his own unique and beautiful way that Mr. Spielberg in all his glorious E.T wonder could not even touch!


A whole lotta nope happening here! Picture credits- The escapist magazine

Music and sound effects(Literally the bloody highlight of this movie!)

There were no crazy BOOMS or SCREEEEAACH type sounds made in most generic horror films. I was amazed by how beautiful and somewhat soothing the music could be considering a crazy 24 in 1 serial killer is after you. Overall the music and sound effects were amazing and I would give it a 10/10 if it weren’t a rating of 5.


Should or shouldn’t watch?

Girlbros and Bros, I present to you the move of the year! This movie has been one of the best thriller/horror films ever written. I could not sleep that night because I was afraid of the beast! Mind it, This movie doesn’t have any of the cheap shots found in most movies today(looking at you Annabelle, Ok, Not… please don’t haunt me). This is a movie I am so grateful to have seen and would recommend it to you guys with a heart filled with joy. In other words, Please go and watch it!


P.S- This movie has also taught me not to make fun of people living with MPD, not that I ever did make fun of them but now its a definite no when it comes to that!


I hope you guys enjoyed the review! Leave a comment below and tell me what you guys think. You can follow me on Instagram in case if you think I’m dead or something and need to check on me. Link is here- http://bit.ly/2lINOpu

Until next time(sooner than you think)

Rydell Fernandes








Birthday gift by Mom- The Phillips pro skin advance trimmer


I got impatient and opened it OK!


So, It was my birthday on the 9th of February and yes, I had a brilliant time. Thanks to all you people out there who made this day so special and for those of you who didn’t, well, I didn’t have to share my cake with you, Booya!

Anyways, My mom often refers to me as the goat man, not because I am a huge fan of spinach and definitely not because I sometimes kick people(by accident…ish) but more because I have a very unkempt beard. So no surprise when I woke up one morning to find a Facial hair trimmer almost thrown towards me in desperation.

The company promises a few basic but very important things that are mentioned below-

  • Skin-friendly- This is something that anyone who has used a bad trimmer will know that it can go from the harmless thought of shaving to rubbing a cactus with waxing strips on your face.
  • Lock-in lengths- It has a 10 length setting guard that can trim 1mm to 10mm. This is perfect for a range of styles that can turn you from beast to beauty.
  • Ergonomic design- This is so important if you struggle every morning trying to get ready and need a quick fix.
  • Easy to clean- Because anyone who actually buys a trimmer actually has bucket load of time to spend cleaning the machine, right? (inserted sarcasm).

Finally opening it!

Upon unpacking it, I first notice that it was compact and very portable. This is normally something I look for in a product because I like to look a tad bit presentable while on the go. The next thing I noticed was the little brush that is used to get all the stray  hair out from the blades, this will ensure your machine is always clean. Then was the moment of truth! Will Phillips live up to its name or did they trim away my mums expectations of how amazing Phillips has been to us through the years (pointless exaggeration much? I am that pumped!). The promise about it being ergonomic was fulfilled as soon as I touched it. It was easy to hold and could easily be carried while travelling without any problems.


In terms of skin friendly, I’d give it a 8/10 because while mostly it was decent, it would pull my hair but then again I do have hair that has the thickness of a steel wire, so I forgive you ok, Phillips? It was easy to adjust the length that I wanted and I ended up going with a 6mm because I felt that I wanted to keep my beard while also being able to manage it easily.

It kept to its promise of  being easy to clean and maintain. This is of serious importance to me, especially since I literally hate cleaning anything and also because I don’t like to waste too much time in the morning trying to get every hair out of the trimmer. The mini brush will help get those hairs that get stuck in corners and keep your machine squeaky clean.





Sorry about the mess but look at the beard na!

Ending summary

  • Model name- Phillips PRO skin advance trimmer
  • Easy to use
  • Price- Rs.1475/-
  • Color- black
  • Maintenance- easy
  • My satisfaction- 9/10

All in all I was really happy with this and give this product a thumbs up! Thank you mum for showing me why Phillips was and still will be our favorite go to brand.